CHEKA UNENEPE

Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital . . . . "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . . " "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this im provement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . . that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!" "Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit!!"

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.
#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
'Now, think about that and see if it makes sense.' The little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep! The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

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A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park.
The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas. So the black guy said "Mr.Can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.
When the black guy came back there were no more Bananas and he goes mad and says, "where are my bananas?" The white guy replys "ask your brother", pointing at his Monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet. The black guy says, ok. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude answered "Mr. don't get involved it's a family matter !!!"